Cell phones are important to any politician. Computers and electronics are indispensable , as are video rentals and online music. Where would the people be without great food and clothing? Probably lost on an island somewhere.

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What’s that smell? Did something die?

Oh yeah, it’s an election year and POLITICS is in the air. Or maybe you should put your shoes back on.

Whatever...


This rank odor emanates not only from both political parties, like the rotting carcass of a pachyderm lying in the heat of the African savannah, or Shrek’s buddy’s backside after gorging down a super-sized portion of extra spicy nachos. The foul stench that fills the air is also caused by the mediocracy of our mainstream media, whose political pundits’ public poopage is unloaded on us like toxic waste dumped in a nature preserve under the cover of  night by a Mafia contractor.


What our Founding Fathers had in mind was something far less adulterated than what America has ended up with. Unless we wake up and get real in a hurry, what’s heading our way will be nothing short of what we deserve.


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